A Bedtime Story

There you are, staring at your screen, fingers absently clicking away at the endless piles of emails, while you slurp away at your lukewarm, Grande Blonde. Suddenly, you hear an incessant and prolonged growling, you look up sharply and see your co-worker grinning sheepishly, his cheeks turning a bright pink. You smile back, eyebrows raised. "Easy there tiger, it's not lunch time yet", you exclaim.

But, then you start thinking about it too. You reach over for your lunch bag hoping for some surprise, but sadly it contains an almost rotten apple and yesterday's half eaten sandwich. "No, this cannot be my fate", you mumble to yourself. 

You turn to your co-worker, and say a bit more high pitched than necessary: "Save me from this sad desk lunch and get me something awesome for lunch today, please?" 

"Easy, dramatic, yeah I'll take care of it." he replies.

You sigh with relief and triumphantly throw away the contents of your lunch bag.